I Once Knew...

I once knew a guy that refused to cut his nose hairs because his girlfriend thought they were sexy.

I once knew a woman who left her husband for a married man and then refused to see any movie that had Angelina Jolie in it because she said that the actress was a home wrecker.

I once worked with a guy that loved opening packages so that he could eat the packing peanuts.

I once knew a woman who on a long weekend out of town refused to speak to her husband, my wife and myself for two whole days because on the first night out, the three of us got hungry and wanted to order some food and she didn't.

I once knew a woman that took the wrong dosage of her medicine and then crashed into five different police cars within an hour. She lost her license, but got it back after getting her medicine situation back on track. Then she ran over a woman who was getting mail from her mailbox.

All of these are true.