Monday, November 30, 2009

Ladies - I'm Talking to You

I have a complaint.

Why is it, that most women leave the toilet seat up after they are finished in the bathroom? There are two lids, you know - the round one that you sit on, and the lid with no hole. A bathroom looks a lot classier when you don't have to look at an open toilet. Ladies, I'm surprised and a little bit shocked that you haven't noticed this.

Or is it that you are just too busy criticizing men for leaving one lid up that you don't realize yourself that the other lid should be closed as well.

Now I'm aware that many women have this same complaint against men, but I happen to be a man that always closes both lids when I'm finished, therefore giving me the right to complain. So there.

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